A Las Vegas woman claims shes had Jesus under her feet for the last 3 years. She first noticed the image after her retina detached and her recovery process involved keeping her head down for three weeks. Apparently all that time looking at the floor caused her finally discover the image in every single one of the tiles in her kitchen floor.
Her Brother must be a bigger Jesus freak than she is, because he blamed her detached retina on the fact she’d been treading on The Big Cheese for years.
I just can’t get the melody from that song “Walkin On Sunshine” out of my head.