“This is a rock. It’s not like it’s a piece of cheese.”

So sayeth a Florida woman about a rock she plans to sell which contains an image of the Virgin Mary. She plans “…to get a lot of money” selling the item on eBay due to the fact that what she possesses is in fact not a dairy product. This sale will be all the more impressive as she plans on divine intervention to aid in the sale…she does not own a computer.